Friday, June 19, 2009
After Namira's blog post just now i got the sudden urge!! No not the toilet (stop associating urge with toilet!) TO POST!!! Here are some cool/cold/manly jokes for you people to go crazy over.
Two peanuts were walking on the street, one was assaulted.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
"Do you know if there's a warehouse at aljunied?" "Can ar?!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the wrong road.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a pond? Pond
What do you call a bigger pond? PONDER
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
How did the old man win the olympics 100 m sprint? He used a hurricane
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
True or false? TRUFFLES!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
What looks like a grape and weighs a tonne? A one tonne grape
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Out of breath? GET SOME HEIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One day a fly landed on a man. The man died. Why?Cos it was a HOUSEFLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Cabbage felt very hot one day. So he started taking of his clothes. Off came the sweater, then the shirt, then the pants, then.... HE DISAPPEARED!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
And some great exam tips:
1) Don't go to the wrong toilet.
2) Check your pants, oops i mean pens.
3) If you want to cheat, don't get caught.
4) Sleep well the night before the exam. If not, sleep during the exam.
5) Bring a sweater into the examination hall should you feel cold. Or if you're in need of a bigger sweat.
6) Have a light breakfast. Not breakslow though. It makes you late >.<
7) Check your paper. If you have a stomach ache, check for toilet paper.
Ok I hope that helped alot. Good luck for the coming examinations. You'll need it.
Signing off,
The Peanut
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