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Friday, June 19, 2009
LIST OF PEOPLE WE HATEMaclaurin - because of you, we have to learn your series.Newton - because of you, we have to memorise your uninteresting laws.Murphy - because of you, shit happens.-to be updated-Labels: the princess posted this
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6:24 AM
After Namira's blog post just now i got the sudden urge!! No not the toilet (stop associating urge with toilet!) TO POST!!! Here are some cool/cold/manly jokes for you people to go crazy over.
Two peanuts were walking on the street, one was assaulted.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
"Do you know if there's a warehouse at aljunied?" "Can ar?!"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the wrong road.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a pond? Pond
What do you call a bigger pond? PONDER
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
How did the old man win the olympics 100 m sprint? He used a hurricane
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
True or false? TRUFFLES!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
What looks like a grape and weighs a tonne? A one tonne grape
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Out of breath? GET SOME HEIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One day a fly landed on a man. The man died. Why?Cos it was a HOUSEFLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Cabbage felt very hot one day. So he started taking of his clothes. Off came the sweater, then the shirt, then the pants, then.... HE DISAPPEARED!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
And some great exam tips:
1) Don't go to the wrong toilet.
2) Check your pants, oops i mean pens.
3) If you want to cheat, don't get caught.
4) Sleep well the night before the exam. If not, sleep during the exam.
5) Bring a sweater into the examination hall should you feel cold. Or if you're in need of a bigger sweat.
6) Have a light breakfast. Not breakslow though. It makes you late >.<
7) Check your paper. If you have a stomach ache, check for toilet paper.
Ok I hope that helped alot. Good luck for the coming examinations. You'll need it.
Signing off,
The PeanutLabels: peanut, unrelated
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1:19 AM
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I am going to be such a sweetheart now, (hey wait, what am I talking about? I'm always a sweetheart) and update this blog. if you don't know who's talking yet, it's me. register number three. omg that rhymes. freakyy.
OMG. it rhymed again! okay, I need to stop being a bimbo now.
I would say alot of things happened since the last time anyone of us blogged but I would be lying. besides, all we had were just a couple of lectures, tests and tutorials. OH. we had our FIRST JC EXAM EVAAHHH. right after that we had our class outing which was sort of anti-climatic following the harsh brutal force of the whole examination mode if you ask me.
oh and we shall all mourn the loss of our beloved Economics Tutor who is moving to Serangoon Junior College to become the Head Of Department or whatever there. our prayers go to the next bunch of sorry children she is going to teach.
I wonder who will be taking over us now. *cue suspense music*
is it just me or HAS NO ONE STUDIED? okay I shan't be an ass. I'm sure there are sooooo many people in our class who have started mugging because they are awesome. unfortunately I am not one of them because academics isn't my forte at the moment. I'm guessing I'm not the only one.
I am supposed to be studying economics now. I stopped at the price mechanism and idled my way to my computer and updated this thang. I was like chiong-ing like hell and all of a sudden I was like 'why hasn't anyone updated the class blog?' see this is how much I think of you guys.
OH about the class tee,
people, you have to tell me what base colour you guys want. some say hot pink la some say blue la some say orange lah. we have to decide! we cannot not have a class t-shirt! it's practically a rite of passage. we need to have at least six school shirts! that shall be our goal.
1) 1 P.E shirt.
2) 2 CCA/councillor shirts.
3) 1 Class shirt.
4) 1 PHOBOS shirt.
5) 1 other MJC house t-shirt of your choice.
baik ke pe. I am going to have ten because I am crazy.
okay loves! STUDY HARD KAY? remember I miss you all.
yours truly,
namiaayyy.
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8:11 AM
